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i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food